Slime Molds (Dirty White) TOAD Never tango with a mandrake

Never tango with a mandrake (Mandragora officinarum): a plant steeped in magic and mystery

If you see a snail chomping on your chard

Traffickers poach and smuggle orchids like drugs into the states for massive heaps of cash

the tantalized bugs follow this sexual miasma into the sprung cone where they get utterly laminated in cycad pollen

Fabricated and powder coated for us in Los Angeles by Joel

Slime Molds (Dirty White) TOAD Never tango with a mandrakeSlime molds are bonafide weirdos. Despite not having muscles or a brain, they can crawl along surfaces and engulf their food, solve puzzles, make decisions, control robots, and they have really weird names: Dog Vomit Slime, Wolf's Milk, Chocolate Tube Slime Plasmodium, Witch's Butter, Yellow Brain Fungus, Stinky Squid Slime, Alien Snot, Ghost Droppings, Gummybear Slime, Goblin Fungus, et al. Illustrations by Lauren Lozano. Best quality, ethically made