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smaller white text reads "From the Author of" followed by "Where's My Momma

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White text on a red heather background reads "Momma's" arched in bold uppercase at the top

A cartoon poop emoji illustration in tan/brown sits centered above the text

a parent floats peacefully on an inner tube with a laptop

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