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A high-profile crime boss who has heard of Lucas's specialty hires him to find out who has been stealing from his operation

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If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! smells like dog he ends up in aThe first hilarious story in the New York Times bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T! series about a charismatic kid who's got a terrific knack for terrible ideas! Note to self: If your teacher tells you to bring something from nature for show and tell, she does not want you to bring an alligator! But nothing will stop Magnolia, who's determined to have the best show and tell of alluntil her reptilian rapscallion starts getting her into some major trouble.