Your Cult Is Lame Hoodie Size:S you've found a souvenir stand

you've found a souvenir stand on the other side of the dark tea time of the soul

slavery ended and our societal response was to disproportionately lock up black and brown people and force them into practically free labor in prisons owned by corporations

not living it

Maybe you just want to show that you're single and ready to mingle in a really weird and potentially offputting way

Rites of passage are weird

Your Cult Is Lame Hoodie Size:S you've found a souvenir standYour red hat cult seems super lame to be in. There's no drugs or orgies or any of the fun stuff that usually draws people into other cults. You were brought in because you're scared of gay people, black people, and people who speak Spanish. That's, like, the dumbest reason to join a cult I can think of and you've given up your personal power and rights for what, getting to watch the misery of people you never bothered to try to understand. Is this fun