Expert Tee Size:S We want someone who sounds

We want someone who sounds like a wounded Cthulhu angrily vowing his revenge

Police chases are scary and/or inconvenient and nobody makes shirts for them unless someone famous is involved

but not too much

you may be tripping balls at Six Flags and wiggling your fingers in front of your face like a madman while you wait in line

what's the alternative

Expert Tee Size:S We want someone who soundsMy sister is a chemical engineer. She likes to wear some shirt from a conference that has a bunch of molecules on it? It's really just so that people assume she knows those molecules like old friends and that she's a molecule expert. We don't know what you want to show that you're an expert in, but get to the point with it. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend