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'If My French Bulldog Doesn't Like You Then I Probably Won't Either' - This is the perfect T-Shirt for any French Bulldog owner

Well this T-Shirt has been designed for those of you who can't quite believe how great you are

'I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone

When your so ripped that instead of telling someone to kiss your ass you tell them to 'Kiss Your Abs

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