Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-Shirt Hawaiian Not just for the man

Not just for the man of the house

double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings

Breathable cotton blend

and fitting for most clothing styles and head sizes

And may trouble avoid you wherever you go

Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-Shirt Hawaiian Not just for the manOld age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest serving Republican senator. 100%